Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
*You wake up, seeing something shot into the night sky. Then you see me sitting in a chair, doing something on my iPhone. You look down and realize that you are tied to a missile of some sort.*
Insanity is posting the exact... same f*squee*cking threads... over and over again expecting... comments to change...
That.
Is.
Crazy.
The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullsmitting me.
So boom, I iPhone'd him.
The thing is...
He was right.
And then I started seeing, every night I looked, every night I saw all these f*squee*cking bronies...
Every night I looked, making the exact same f*squee*cking thread...
Over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be funnier.'
No, no, no please...
'This time is gonna be larger.'
I'm sorry, I don't like...
The way...
*throws iPhone*
... you are looking at me...
Okay, Do you have a f*squee*cking problem in your head!?
Do you think I am bullsmitting you!?
Do you think I am lying!?
F*squee*ck you! Okay? F*squee*ck you!...
It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano.
I'm gonna chill...
The thing is...
Alright, the thing is I've baned you once already...
And it's not like I am f*squee*cking crazy.
It's okay...
It's like water under the bridge.
Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
*activates moon cannon*
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It seems Derpy has delivered the mail already... All of them are the same...
Click me!
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You'd be lying if you say that you hate the ponies in a box video. You'd be lying if you said you were tired of it. So here, have an hour loop of it. When you're done, play it again.
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I wish I lived near Lyra and Bon Bon... Wait a sec... Bon Bon is my sister. *looks next door* No wonder why that guy looked familiar.
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Now for a public service announcement by MandoPony...
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Now for some nonsense... WARNING: NSFW! KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!
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We all love background ponies; Lyra, Bon Bon, Colgate, Vinyl, Octavia, and let's not forget about Derpy. But what about the rest of them? Post a picture of an unpopular background pony and give him/her a personality. Name their dreams, fears, and interests. Hell, tell us what their favorite food is.
