A High School Dropout
If a speed bump is the appropriate metaphorical obstacle to describe Twilicorn, Equestria Girls would be a towering mountain. Since the initial murmurings of MLP taking an anthropomorphic turn to the duo of trailers released shortly before the film itself, fans continued to wonder whether or not Equestria Girls could prove to be anything other than a contrived, corporate-driven mess. Now that the film has been out in the wild for quite some time, I am disappointed to report that, despite being laced with entertaining moments, the film rarely manages to tell a compelling or even cohesive story. Light Spoilers Ahead!