Don't you hate when this happens? One minute, you fall asleep after the Nightly Megathread... and then the next minute, you find yourself stuck in a pit... In a homage to those classic text games (like Dracula), you get to type in your command as you find a way out of this pit. This is an interactive text adventure There are many endings. You can find them all (and small hints to the three secret endings) by using the "spoilers" command in the game. Click here to play.
