It's an NM! Not much candy though... I'm so sorry. But there is possible 69 jokes! No one can resist those! Check it all out after ze break! Also Swatteam singing...
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It's beard time!
Let's start this off right with som- Wait what!?
Actually Twi, whats even more scientifically impossible is how your growing a beard... uhhhh but I digress.
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Scootaloo Stare...
And now for something completely different...
It was all part of my evil plan to have Scootaloo stare into your soul... it's too late now to turn back. Now you gotta soldier on as she stares at you with cold eyes.
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Luna goes to the hardware store!
I can't wait, no I can't wait, when is Celestia gonna take me off this moon!?
Eh I dunno, I'll let someone else think of that... well... maybe~
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Swatteam's Holiday Collection
Pinkie Clone Rock (Parody of Jingle Bell Rock)
Pinkie clone, Pinkie clone, Pinkie clone rock
Pinkie clones swing and Pinkie clones sing.
Hoppin' and blowin' up is too much "FUN!"
Now the Pinkie onslaught has begun!
Pinkie clone, Pinkie clone, Pinkie clone, Swat
Swattie Pie rhymes while Pinkie clones wrought
Dancing and prancing in Ponyville square
In the smoke filled air!
What a crazed time, it's a fun time
To party the night away
Pinkie clone time is a feared time
To go overruling in the pink pone's way!
Giddy-up, run amuck, the towns in defeat
Pinkie 'round the clock!
Pillage and-a break, as much as you please
That's the Pinkie clone
That's the Pinkie clone
That's the Pinkie clone rock!
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...No really...
Shouldn't that be a name on a Christmas album or something? I'd make some good Christmas albums. At least I think so... I'M NOT BIASED!
Or am I?
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Discussion
Since ponies are basically vegetarians and you were in Equestria as a human, how would you be able to live without meat? Or of course you could just go completely psycho and kill some animals whenever your hungry ...Really though what would you do?
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