Friday, May 3, 2013

Unnumbered Nightly Megathread (Because Swat is a lazy butt. Actually scratch that, this might not even be an NM that's up for you to decide. In my opinion it's more like a random post only it was scheduled and stuff but... ah forget it, you won't read this far into the title anyway. Oh and one more thing. Hi. Ok seriously don't read all of this.)



Ahhhh yeeeeeah, you know what time it is. *deep inhale* It's time for a Swat NM/celebratory thingie for you-know-who in the you-know-what... the what is not what you think though, I was talking about the NM... dont have a dirty brain.



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First order of business!

Yes sirree, this NM is to be expected, and not just because I'm making it... don't act like you don't know. This is that day where you come to Swatteam's NM to ask him a favor in which him and Pinkie cannot refuse... or is that just during weddings? Ah oh well, same thing, I guess. Now where was I? Oh yes, tonight is the night of Pie, where you gather around... shut up if you have nothing nice to say about her.... and generally praise her...

Is it just me or am I being extremely cryptic? Ok ok fine, I'll admit, if there's one thing I like to do more than saying stuff that leaves room for no absolutes (because no one knows for certain with this girl) it's Pinkie... wait, "like to do more"... actually that sentence still works.
(Yeah I just went there.)

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Equestria Inquirer #61

Um just a spoiler alert, the part where they tell the news is the best part...


Humans stole my cereal once... I never saw my Frosted Flakes again. Sad story, I know.

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So what was Swat talking about up there?


Simply put, too much cider can make you talk funny. But I'm pretty darn sure this is the birthday of the Great and Powerful Pinkie (Trixie stole that name by the way... and the costume. If you are ever wondering why she's never dressed as a magician... now you know.)

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WHERE MAH PARTY AT!?

Well it WAS gonna be a bit dangerous... but then I found out Discord was reformed and the changelings couldn't make it due to "repopulating the hive"...yeah I didn't want to watch that so I asked Luna if she was in that time of the month again... I'd say she might show up, but just to kill me. Don't get your hopes up.


Still great party even without the tux wearin' mares...
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WHERE DA FAMILY AT!?

STOP YELLING AT ME ALREADY!

Alright so they were gonna come but... well when evil rocks attack your farm you kinda have to make exceptions. Though I could tell them to bring the evil rocks over here... I'll be back.
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CAKE TIME!

I'm going to refrain from making obvious jokes this time.


...Oh son of a-

ok so that didn't last long! And the cake disappeared anyway... well probably eaten... No I'm not still talking about Mrs. Cake.

...Well Applejack found that one funny. (Inb4 "LOL Pinkie changed cutie marks!" comments.)
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Discussion

Ahahahahahahahahaha discussions on a Swat NM? Friend, around here there IS no discussion. Just Pinkie, and especially today.

Though of course you can discuss about Pinkie, or discuss how I keep saying that, or discuss how much I have already written in this NM (Seriously I could make like 5 other posts with all this).

Ok ok, but you know what... since today is her day I'm gonna take a different turn tonight. *puts serious pants on* Now I know this whole post has consisted of mostly me joking around and blasting Pinkie quips around like mad, but I feel I should end on a note that I... well never really end on.

I'm gonna be honest... during this whole discussion thought process I couldn't think of anything not related to Pinkie. This might not be completely different from my "normal" topics but...

Some of you might find this crap dumb, some of you might find it strange, some might call authorities and some might relate... and some might claim they feel exactly the same way I do- and to those guys (that I'd kill)... just be careful out there... don't think that's a joke. I'm wearin' the pants right now.
This post has been filled to the brim with Pinkie, and Pinkie related things, and to me that's still not enough, there will NEVER... be enough Pinkie, 'cause buddy when you've gotten to this point- no, when you've BEEN to this point, you're gonna be both shocked, anxious, a bit sad, and see a buttload of gloriousness! Ah yes friend, I think anyone knows what I'm takin' about... that ONE chick you keep looking at? Yeah... that's what I'm talking about. What I'M PERSONALLY talking about is Pinkie Pie. Come at me, bro. There is gonna be NO better way to end this NM then to praise her even more than I was throughout this thing. There comes a time in every mans life when they see lines drawn so damn perfectly that they just go, "A Klondike bar wouldn't even COMPARE to the things I'd do for THAT!" And sir, PINKIE IS JUST WHEN THAT QUOTE SPAWNED FOR ME.... Yep, this is literally all this wall of text is going to be about, it's gonna be about the definition of beauty. Seriously why is Rarity even in the show when they've got Pinkie? We've already got the pretty chick, AND THEN SOME. I'm not tryin' to bash on any characters or anything but heck, it's not hard to come out that way when I'm explainin' Pinkie Pie. Sexy, gorgeous, cute, pretty, hot, sugar, spice, maybe some Chemical X, I mean damn... that girl had to have been MADE for perfection. You might have already stopped reading but you know what, I STILL haven't said enough about her. And if I wasn't getting cramps in my fingers I'd hav- no you know what, pain is just temporary. Pinkie Pie is forever... forever and ever... and ever. MmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM God... Celestia... Gandalf... I honestly don't care. Just send me down that piece of heaven, whoever's up there. I mean she's fitting the fallen angel line pretty well already. Seriously, this is not a discussion, there is no response needed, no one has to say anything, I have put everything anyone could have conjured in the comments up already. You're all done, Pinkie Pie is prettiest pony. And she's mine. All mine. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
END OF DISCUSSION!
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DD Game Night!

DD would like to take this awkward moment to tell you that a game night would be extremely fun and if you'd like to have a game night on Halo Custom Edition with us moddy peoplez then grab that download (down there) and let us all know when we can all shoot each others faces!

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I'm not sorry. But I will say that I'm not this bad of an overly attached boyfriend... well maybe.
1 reply · active 609 weeks ago
Dude.. You gotta lower your vasopressin levels.
Pulpit rock
"Seriously why is Rarity even in the show when they've got Pinkie?"

I was enjoying your wall of text until this line..

(Also hay guys, I'm cool, I got blue text too, YAAA BABY!)
32 replies · active 609 weeks ago
>Implying bluetext is better than greentext
I dun imply nuttin'
u ded i so kil u k
u cant evin fite u lidl canden
omg u dnt juts say dat omg im os gun mak u safur nao
dud stfu r com ta me i dnt kair u cant bete me
jus did

ktxhbai lelelelel
hwo but u luk at ur stumic n c my nife stuc n u
o...

dam... but i ded sam 2 u so i gus we bot los.. wich mens swet wins...

no
Yeh beby, I em de vitoreuz!
nt far u chet as usal
ye pley fir swet
ur jus med i his teh Collin Ferrel skittles, unliek u fegs!
no swet cnt win... no *ded*
Nut f I keel u fursth
too on 1? k i c hwo it is, u al canedein hatsr
Wel Siple poot Cenuhda sokz.
Im nu mannie pents! Tek eet bick!
Hey! you take that ba- uh I mean

I taek gr8 offsens too thet statmints
What madness is this?
r u hepeh @ wat we acompleshd?
How much did you pay them? It was $50 USD for me.
It was a lot more then money...
You should write some discussion posts!

Also someone should teach me how to embed videos because the codes supplied by YT isn't working.
Um guys I have a problem. I forgot Pinkie Pie's present. Dun dun dun
1 reply · active 609 weeks ago


Decrescendo... I will come into your house in the middle of the night and eat all your cookies for this tragedy...
I was going to get Pinkie Pie a present then I remembered that I didn't want to.
1 reply · active 609 weeks ago
*sings to himself* No need to bring a gift, being there will be enough! Birthdays mean having fun with friends not getting lots of stuff...
Halo CE? Is this 2007?
4 replies · active 609 weeks ago
What calendar do you have? Of course it's 2007!
Right... Silly me...
Darn right, sir. Now what time are you free!? Bob demands you to be in it! It's your duty as a mod to be forced into old games!
Every night after 10:30 blog time. As long as we're using custom maps.
...and to me that's still not enough, there will NEVER... be enough Pinkie, 'cause buddy when you've gotten to this point- no, when you've BEEN to this point, you're gonna be both shocked, anxious, a bit sad, and see a buttload of gloriousness! Ah yes friend...



There comes a time in every mans life when they see lines drawn so damn perfectly that they just go, "A Klondike bar wouldn't even COMPARE to the things I'd do for THAT!" And sir, PINKIE IS JUST WHEN THAT QUOTE SPAWNED FOR ME....



Pinkie Pie. Sexy, gorgeous, cute, pretty, hot, sugar, spice, maybe some Chemical X, I mean damn... that girl had to have been MADE for perfection. You might have already stopped reading but you know what, I STILL haven't said enough about her. And if I wasn't getting cramps in my fingers I'd hav- no you know what, pain is just temporary. Pinkie Pie is forever... forever and ever... and ever. MmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM God... Celestia... Gandalf...



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...*cough*

So I just rewatched Feeling Pinkie Keen tonight. This was the first episode of MLP I ever saw, and I forgot how much I enjoyed Pinkie in this one! I think this may rank as my favourite Pinkie episode, just above Swarm of the Century. Although I think I enjoyed her character the most in Hearth's Warming Eve - just the combination there of her utter ridiculousness and seemingly impeccably crafted logic. Can't imagine the show without her.
4 replies · active 609 weeks ago
*cough* So um... I take it you enjoyed the NM? ...Heh.
GAAAHH oh um, yes! heh yes of course... It was very entertaining and uhh... not creepy in any way whatsoever!
Yeeeeeeah... maybe it coulda been worded better actually... just uh... blame it on the cider. Yeah. Cider.
Oh like I haven't heard THAT excuse before. At least not since I used it while handing in my last English essay.

Good to see you posting again, especially when there's a Megathread involved!
Hm... well happy birthday Pinkie. I would have brought you a present but I felt my presence was gift enough. ((Yeah, I don't have an ego problem worse than Trixie's.))
I used to think that i was dangerously close to a pony-obsession... now, i feel much better about myself, so thanks!
And about pinkie, i really like her...mane?
Congrats PP!

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