Shhhh this is not the place for discussing the secrets I have within this NM. Please come inside child and I shall grant you everlasting knowledge.
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Setting the mood...
Settle down for the tale I am about to bestow, it is a tale that has yet to be told...
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The story that will last a life time...
It all started on a dark and foggy night...
There I was, at the Salty Spitoo-... er I mean Sugarcube Corner! I woke up from a deeeep slumber because I was thirsty. I stumbled (fell) down the stairs and into the kitchen, and there she was! She was pink and doing something I couldn't see yet. But something was wrong... VERY wrong. I went to see just what was wrong and then it hit me, she wasn't a pony... I was a human! I gasped at my sudden realization as I noticed that she wasn't making a cake but rather a sandwich! With mayonnaise! "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" I screamed as I saw her put some salami on it. It was the worst day of my life, mustard should be put on a sandwich BEFORE mayonnaise. But anyway, the point is: the pony was Pinkie and I still didn't get any water...
The end
(Like if you cry everytime.)
(...Yes this is also the most inconsistent story ever written.)
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FREE CAKE!
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| Who ate the cake? by snytbaggen |
Wait a minute... Oh no... Pinkie didn't even get any?
Serious business time: WHO ATE THE CAKE!?
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Coconeru Hellfire cover.
Froloshy pic alone made this awesome...
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