Sunday, February 17, 2013


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That it's, I give up. Colgate is here to eat my soul and since they look the same, there's no way I could tell them apart. It would be too late once Death Colgate tried to disintegrate me with her death rays.
2 replies · active 632 weeks ago
Notice that Death Colgate's mane is white, while Helpful Colgate's mane is gray. Warn your loved ones. It's not too late.
I guess you're right. But either way, my days of using Colgate toothpaste are at an end.

Perhaps I should go warn Colgate. She of all people should know...
*Spits out coffee* COLGATE POST!!!

But... What if I don't know which one I am!?? Help me!!
3 replies · active 632 weeks ago
Just sit down, take a deep breath, and ask yourself if you have a compulsion to end life as we know it.
Do I have a compulsion to end life as we know it?

I-I don't know, man. It's just so confusing! Maybe occasionally, when I visit /mlp/... But that's normal, right? Right!? PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT!
That isn't a fair question. Everyone has that compulsion from time to time.
Ahm... the left Colgate is obviously the dangerous Colgate. She hasn't even the, for dental medicine so important, eye lazers!

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